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Sarah's Collection of Random Quotes

Welcome to my quote page, a rather humorous feature here at Sarahland. These quotes are randomly accessed from the "Important Stuff" portion of my brain, and therefore may not be 100% accurate. Enjoy...

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Classic Quotes from Famous People

"I'll just hold you down in the water... that's my way of helping you from drowning." -Ryan Stiles, on Whose Line

"Protoid capsules. Well, I never would have said that, but you said that, big guy..." -Bill Murray, on the Coneheads on Family Feud

"Wow, that's terrific bass!" -Laraine Newman, during the Super Bass-o-matic '76 commercial

"Hey there buddy, hey there slugger, put up your hands I'm a friendly mugger." -Colin Mochrie, on Whose Line

"I keep it simple and I keep it domestic. I drink Swill. Mineral water that's dredged from Lake Erie. Nothing's added to Swill. It's straight from the lake to you." -Bill Murray, during the best SNL commercial parody ever (Swill!)

"I'm going to wash your mouth out with soup!" -The Red Guy, Cow and Chicken, during the single best episode ever, Dead Ghost Coast to Coast.

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!" -Ernie Hudson, Ghostbusters

"They're always after me lucky charms." -The Irish guy from Austin Powers, Paddy something. And Lucky before that.

"(gasp) It's a trick!" -Negaduck, from Darkwing Duck, they just don't make 'em like that anymore.

"The hard part is pulling a hat out of a rabbit." -Ryan Stiles, on Whose Line

"And I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness." -Greg Proops, on Whose Line

"Not a fan of the ladies, are you, Trebek?" -Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, SNL

"I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth. Good day." -Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, SNL

"Letter call! F! U!" -The Junction Gang, SNL

"That's the number one way to die, Mary." -Hallowed Family Feud host Ray Combs

"Sorry I'm late, I've been choking the nun, if you know what I mean." -Ryan Stiles, Whose Line

"Looks like you've been robbing the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed." -Ryan Stiles, on DCS

"And he celebrates like a slave who made it to the North." -Ray Romano, SNL.

"Back in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band, until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school." -Colin Mochrie, on Whose Line

"Great pets, and a great side dish!" -Ryan Stiles, describing Chinese potbellied pigs on the British WL.

"Order now and we'll send you one of Ryan Stiles' shoes which seats 4." -Colin Mochrie, Whose Line.

"Did you know Africa's a continent?" -Ryan Stiles, on Whose Line.